A Day With Michael Delvey

A Day With Michael Delvey Hi, my name is Michael Delvey. This will be my personal blog. Where I'll share my heart and soul in the form of short stories, poems and memes. Did I mention I'm also a comedian in San Diego.

Just The Tips!: So you wanna learn KARATE, huh?

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drterrysmiles:

Dear Dr. Smiles,

I’m interested in learning Karate. How do I do that?

— Bob, Boise, Idaho

Well, Bob, I’m glad you’re finally addressing the issue of your physical weakness, because it is vastly IMPORTANT. FACT: 93% of all debates, disputes, and breakfast options in adult life are solved…

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aestheticrequiem:

fuckedupdotcom:

detectiveyulia:

twocrazydirectioners:

imlauraelizabeth:

smilebiglaughhardd:

take-a-shot-forme:

therevenants:

oh god i want to cry

please reblog

:(

omg..

omg the last picture, the pain in his eyes

cries loudly

:(

I wonder if he ever found her.

(Source: retires)

Mafia, riiiiiiiiight.

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Mafia, riiiiiiiiight.

ABC Family, riiiiight.

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ABC Family, riiiiight.

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servoniancomplex:

Have I mentioned how awesome Buckaroo Banzai is, Tumblr?

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servoniancomplex:

Have I mentioned how awesome Buckaroo Banzai is, Tumblr?

liviadobre:

Best picture I’ve seen all week.

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liviadobre:

Best picture I’ve seen all week.

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